Kill Switch

One sees a Segal movie and thinks, "Alright! Action! Cool fight scenes! I'm there!!"

I hate to say it but this movie just does not deliver.

In Kill Switch, Steven Segal uses a double in his fighting scenes, so they lack the usual luster of an awesome Segal movie... But that's not all; Segal is trying way, way too hard to talk with a southern {/ghetto??} accent in this movie. It is almost torture every single time this man opens his mouth in this movie.

The only thing this movie might have going for it is the plot, which isn't altogether horrible. But as well as the script was written, between the crappy accent and the fighting scenes with a double {that doesn't much look like the star} it might be hard to follow, and keep down your lunch.

I give this movie one pathetic star: because it really was that terrible. It's not even worth one cool looking gold star... Don't waste money on this movie, don't even waste time; if you do you will lose respect for Steven... And we sure don't want that, do we...

Check it out, if you feel like wasting some time, on the IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107859/ .

Until next time, happy viewing!!